are u going to have sex before marriage?

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perks-of-being-chinese:

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triple-six-kicks:

Me right now

triple-six-kicks:

Me right now

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eddinreallife:

T H I S 

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I should probably masturbate
me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that’s never been seen before.

jonnubroth:

giellelovee:

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One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.

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Save all the Koalas!

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I joined your blog late... are you gay? Or bi? You're hot tho.

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politiconerd:

cyberho:

blastortoise:

cyberho:

kinda offended @ how straight isn’t even an option tbh like I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt 

you literally said that you wanted some guy to fist you so hard that your organs get turned in a milkshake and it seeps out of you now gaped asshole……

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OMFG

sadlonelytired:

Its amazing on We Heart It.

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One day I’ll grow a set and post some pics of how far I’ve come for a transformation Tuesday.